Sorry, atheists!

But I gotta’ be honest.

I have a dream just like Martin Luther King Jr did.

Not that little black boys and black girls will join hands with little white boys and white girls, been there done that.

Rather, my dream is that our new president (Barack, Hilary or McCain) black or white or male or female will attend church services regularly or as much as humanly possible during his or her tenure.

But let me make one thing perfectly clear, I don’t want our new president attending church crazy-ass, stupid-ass remark Obama longtime pastor, Reverend Jeremiah Wright style.

I want our new president attending a church regularly presided over by a “SANE” minister. Hallelujah!

I wanna see the moral fabric of our nation restored!

And I think alot of it can be restored by the president going to church and praying regularly.

I want our president to truly give himself and our country to God, the almighty creator.

Ladies and gentlemen when I dream, I dream big! For instance................................

I wanna’ see the first family in suits and ties and heels and dresses ala Little House on the Prairie cramming themselves into their dark navy blue minivan and driving off to the nearest church with no less than 50 secret service agents in tow.

Excuse my language God, but H - E - DOUBLE - HOCKEY - STICKS, i’d be damn happy if our next president attended a synagogue! I ain’t particular. I don’t discriminate.

And I also don’t care what denomination our new president is either. He or she could be southern baptist, catholic, presbyterian, WHATEVER! (As washed-up “Clueless” actress Alicia Silverstone would say.)

I just want our next president to go to church and bring some much needed 1950’s style nostalgia and morality back to the White House!

Amen!

And to our next president, no cheatin’ either! (I guess that leaves you out Bill Clinton.)

I want to see you attend a “real” church not a makeshift chapel in the White House.

Dammit, keep it real!

Don’t get me wrong, I know that the new president will have a lot on his or her plate when they take office.

But what’s the Vice President’s excuse? He ain’t doin’ nothing.

Hey buddy, go to church regularly!

What about the First Lady? She ain’t doin’ nothing.

Hey honey, go to church regularly!

Although the First Kid(s) will be extremely busy due to school, partying and looking up hotties on MySpace, it wouldn’t kill them to take a one hour internet break and attend a church service.

So Barack, Hilary or McCain if you are listening make a 37 year old black female’s dream come true and go to church, regularly!

I need it and America needs it, too!

Amen!

And by the by, below is some religious advice that every person on the planet needs to know.

Hey fellow Americans, PEEP THIS OUT!

Always remember that if you talk or handout pamphlets about God in Church, basically you are considered a good “SANE” person. Except you, Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

BUT.......................

If you talk or handout pamphlets about God out on the street, subway, bus, restaurant or in a movie theater, basically you are considered not only a pest but a “NUT” who is in serious need of psychiatric help.

Why this discrimination?

Ask Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

For more info on Reverend Jeremiah Wright please click on the following link http://www.tucc.org/pastor.htm

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“Knowledgeable” Question

Do you think our new president should attend church services regularly?