BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!

And pity the fool candidate without a mohawk who decides to come up against this scrappy Democratic beyotch.

At this time I would like to send a shout out to “pity the fool candidate without a mohawk,” Barack Obama.

Hey Obama, don’t you wish your hair was hot like Mr. T’s?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Anyhoo, back to the show.

I know that alot of you out there are asking yourselves, “Why should I be afraid of Hillary “Rodham” Clinton?”

The answer is........... you shouldn’t.

But ya’ll sure as hell should be afraid of Hillary “Rocky” Clinton. Cause’ she’s one bad muthafucker!

Let me school ya’ll.

Hillary “Rocky” Clinton has been around for years, Irritating her peers and puttin’ suckas like Obama in fear, Makin’ her mama’s tears rain down like a monsoon, Listen to Hillary’s mouth go boom, Explosion! This Democratic beyotch is overpowerin’, Over the competition, she’s towerin’, Wreckin’ shop, when she drops political promises that will make you call the cops, Don’t ya’ll dare stare or move, Don’t ya’ll ever compare this beyotch to the rest or you’ll get sliced and diced, Cause’ you better believe her competition is payin’ the price! Word! Cause’ her mama said knock you out! Hillary “Rocky” Clinton is gonna’ knock you out! (By the by, thanks L.L. Cool J for the kick ass lyrics! Brother, you bad!) Mama said knock you out! Hillary “Rocky” Clinton is gonna’ knock you out!

If ya’ll want further proof, compare Hillary “Rocky” Clinton to Hillary “Rodham” Clinton.

Hillary “Rocky” - When she talks she sounds like she has 8 frogs up in her throat.

Hillary “Rodham” - Her husband requires all female interns to watch porno movie, Deep Throat. (Linda Lovelace totally rules!)

Hillary “Rocky” - She’s a fighter who has the “eye of the tiger!” (I love you Survivor!) Hillary “Rodham” - Her husband is a lover not a fighter with one hell of a roving eye!

Hillary “Rocky” - Adrienne! Yo’ Adrienne! Hillary “Rodham” - Geraldine! Yo’ Geraldine!

Hillary “Rocky” - Her toughest opponent’s tagline was “I pity the fool!” Hillary “Rodham” - There are alot of no-nonsense women out there who “pity a fool” who continues to stay with a man who will continue to cheat on her!

Hillary “Rocky” - While on the campaign trail, she drinks raw eggs for breakfast. Hillary “Rodham” - While on the campaign trail, she eats Obama supporters for a light snack.

Hillary “Rocky” - To date, there have been five Rocky sequels. Rocky II Rocky III Rocky IV Rocky V Rocky Balboa

Hillary “Rodham” - If this beyotch loses the Democratic nomination, expect the following sequels. Rodham 2012 Rodham 2016 Rodham 2020 Rodham 2024 Rodham 2028

I said it before and i’m gonna’ say it again.

Be afraid! Be very afraid!

Cause’ Hillary’s gonna’ knock you out!

Baby mama to Chelsea is gonna’ knock you out!

And there ain’t a damn thing that you can do to stop her other than offering her a little piece of your earlobe.

Mmmm, mmmm, good!

Kiss you ass and your ear goodbye, Obama!

To learn more about the greatest underdog of all time please click on Rocky Balboa.

To learn more about a certain scrappy Democratic beyotch please click on Hillary Clinton.