According to Wikipedia, DRUNK DIALING is a pop-culture term denoting an instance in which an intoxicated individual places phone calls that he or she would not likely place if sober.
At this time I would like to give a shout out to the White man who started it all by letting his *hit-faced fingers do the walking and the voicemails do the talking on the internet, Mr. Pat “The Insider” O’Brien!
Hooray!
Hey Pat, wanna’ Heineken to go with that TracPhone?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Just kiddin’ White brother.
But dude, seriously!
Folks, when I say “dude, seriously”, i’m referring to some of the things Pat said on his voicemails to an unidentified woman. (I mean Pat, couldn’t you think of some better lines than that? Probably not, since you were too focused on all those lines of coke that you were doing!)
Anyhoo, below are just a few of the smoothtalker’s best lines.
Pat O’Brien: Yeah! I wanna go f***ing crazy with you! You’re so f***in’ hot. And I wanna e*t you. And I want you to s*** my c***. And I want my girlfriend to e*t you! Let’s hire a hooker! Let’s get crazy and do some coke!
Like I said, Pat O’Brien is a smoothtalker!
Anyhoo, just when you thought it was safe for a totally *hitfaced person to pick up a telephone again along comes Google’s Gmail to liven up the day and give us a new pop culture term, DRUNK EMAILING.
Recently Google released a new Gmail feature in its “Labs” section which could help prevent the *hitfaced from sending embarrassing late-night emails that they might regret in the morning.
The feature asks the drunker idiot to solve a series of math problems before allowing any message to be sent.
(Folks, i’m about to be totally sarcastic!)
Oh, like this is gonna’ help!
Big woo!
I mean, what if the drunken idiot has the mathematical skills of John Nash?
What do you do then?
Answer that, Google Gmail!
I betcha’ you guys didn’t think of that one.
Neither did you, Pat O’Brien.
P.S. The Pat O’Brien drunken voicemails rule!
Ok, so I’m off to read the story.....
Thanks!