Kevin Costner was Whitney Houston’s bodyguard and she said that she would always love him......................

So Hillary, John and Barack whichever one of you guys or girl wins the presidential election, do yourselves a favor and spread the love!

Give this psycho-supermodel-chick a job as your personal bodyguard.

Because people, let’s face it, this chick is only a stone’s throw away from getting designer-booted from the modeling industry and every cellphone store on the planet.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

It’s pretty obvious that this psycho will be looking for a job soon, so take advantage of this plum opportunity and hire her as your personal bodyguard.

I guarantee that you won’t regret it!

Presidential candidates, carefully consider your safety.

(Which is probably reason number one not to hire her, but I digress and contradict.)

Hey Hillary, John and Barack, this chick has mad skills!

For instance:

-If you ever receive advance notice that you are about to be attacked by a crazy-ass Democrat, simply dress Naomi up in one of her haute couture gowns plus some Vivienne Westwood platform stilettos and push her 6 foot ass in the direction of the crazy-ass Democrat, open up a bag of popcorn and enjoy the can of whupass that Naomi will open up on the attacker!

-Naomi is the ultimate Tyra Banks repellent! Merely having Naomi Campbell in your presence absolutely insures that supermodel-reality show-talk show host, Tyra Banks will never grace you with her presence which is a treasure that you can never put a price on!

Hey Tyra, why does it always have to be about you, you, you! Why can’t it be about somebody else, dammit!

-You get a 2 for 1 deal of a lifetime! You not only get a psycho kick-ass bodyguard but you’ll also get to take advantage of Naomi’s expert trash pick-up skills ala’ her community service stint back in March 2007. So litter till your heart’s content because you can always have Naomi pick it up for you. Liberally take down your opponent’s flyers and pictures, crumple them up then throw them on the ground! Don’t worry, Naomi’s got your back and your trash!

-And last but not least, you get the grandmommy of all bodyguard advantages! (Dramatic music!) You get the ultimate cellphone whacker! Guaranteed to scare off even the toughest terrorist or assassin on the planet! Simply keep a generous supply of cellphones at Naomi’s disposal (literally!) and watch her do the rest. But be sure to watch her do it at a safe distance! As as an extra safety precaution, be sure to wear a helmet or protect your head anytime Naomi has a cellphone in her hand!

P.S. Around Naomi, it’s better to be safe than sorry!

(Bumper Sticker Slogan) Naomi Campbell for Presidential Candidate’s Personal Bodyguard!