-With all the childish and negative commercials during an election year.

(Loud thumb-sucking sound!)

He did this, she didn’t do that! I’m gonna’ tell mommy!)

-With all of the jokes that comedians like Jay Leno and other comedians do. Here are just a few:

“John McCain got some good news today. The Charleston Daily Mail endorsed McCain, saying since he’ll only be a one-term president, he can do the right things to make tough decisions. When they told McCain they were only giving him four years, he said, ‘That’s great. My doctor only gave me two!’” -Jay Leno

“According to expense reports, Sarah Palin charged the state of Alaska over $21,000 for her children to travel with her on official business. In fairness to Governor Palin, when she leaves them home alone, they get pregnant.” –Seth Meyers

“A town in Upstate New York is being accused of being biased ’cause they sent out absentee ballots that say ‘Barack Osama.’ Today they apologized and printed new ballots that say ‘Barack Hussein Osama.’” –Conan O’Brien

“They began filming a porno movie this week called ‘Nailin’ Palin.’ They’ve hired a woman who looks like Governor Palin to star in this porn movie. It’s called ‘Nailin Palin,’ and they expect a lot of guys to go see it. The porn movie nobody wants to see? ‘Ridin’ Biden.’” –Jay Leno

-With all the bad and dead-on impressions of the candidates, i.e. Tina Fey’s impression of Sarah Palin. To watch the SNL video please click on Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are twins!)

-With wackos and totally sane people wanting to put a bullet in your ass or kill you just for being the president or veep..............

And basically living with knowledge that no matter how hard you try or how much work ya’ put in, you ain’t gonna please everybody when in fact you’ll only satisfy a small portion of the people and piss off the other portion is enough to make me ask............

“Why the hell would anyone want to be President or Vice President of the U.S. anyway!”

Plus, throw in the pathetic salary!

Hey Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana makes more money in a year than the leader of the free world and the kid is only 15 years old!

Pathetic!

I know there are perks to being President and Vice President like never having to worry about getting a good parking space or buying your own maxi pad unless your Joe Biden of course!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Just kiddin’, Joe!

Sorry, I just couldn’t resist!

Anyhoo, gettin’ back to my subject.

And the chance to really make change and become a part of history but still despite all of these positive things I have to ask...................

“Why the hell would anyone want to be President or Vice President of the U.S. anyway!”

For me, too much bull*hit to deal with!

I’ll stick to being a Writer over the presidency or vice presidency anyday.

God bless and power to the little people!