Number 10: If you are a White person and don’t vote for him, basically you are a racist.
Number 9: If you are a Hispanic person and don’t vote for him, basically you are a racist.
Number 8: If you are a Asian person and don’t vote for him, basically you are a racist.
Number 7: If you are a race, nationality or creed other than the above and don’t vote for him basically you are a racist.
Number 6: If you are a Black person and don’t vote for him, you are not only a traitor but you should be kicked out of the Black race just like Michael Jackson.
Number 5: If you are not a Black person and use the phrase, “That’s the pot calling the kettle black”, basically you are a racist.
Number 4: If he catches you buying a can of green olives at the supermarket basically you are a racist because you didn’t do the Reverend Jeremiah “Wright” thing and buy the black olives.
Number 3: If he sees you eating white, brown, red and yellow jelly beans and not eating the black jelly beans basically you are a racist.
Number 2: If you make any kind of racial slur (i.e. the “n” word or nappy-headed ho) and truly regret your hateful words afterward, be prepared to appear on his radio show for a severe scolding only to be told that you are a racist who will never be forgiven which is the perfect message a man of the cloth should be sending out. (Hey Don Imus, I can feel your pain!)
Number 1: Bouffant’s in your face twenty-four hours a day until November 2008! No! No! No! Say it isn’t so! (I’m sorry but a Black Man wearing a bouffant hairdo is just plain wrong!)
If you are a man interested in getting Al Sharpton’s bouffant hairdo please click on the following link. Al’s Bouffant Rules!
To read an entertaining fake Al Sharpton blog please click on the following link. Al’s Blog Rules!
